June 24, 2004

Oot and Aboot

Him: I want to go to Vancouver, B.C.
Me : Why?
Him: Because I can get stoned in a coffee shop and not get arrested for it.
Me : So what am I supposed to do while you're getting baked?
Him: Go take pictures or something.
Me : Of what?
Him: I don't know... Go take photos of the weird stuff Canadians build.... Like hockey pucks!
Me : ...

Sorry ladies, he's allll mine.