January 06, 2005


Dear Asshat -

The next time you want to drift into my lane during rush-hour, I'm not going to do anything. I'm not going to honk, I'm not going yell at you and I am certainly not going to brake. Instead, I am going to let you sideswipe me. And you know what? That's going to leave a big metallic blue streak all down the side of your shiny new Lexus. Then, when you get pissed off, I am going to get out of my car and laugh at your bitch ass for being such a fucking moron. You have mirrors and a goddamn turn signal, learn how to use them jackass!